So here’s the deal. We have a hot girl in a black bikini that’s two sizes too small for her. She has a tongue piercing you can clearly see every other second and two more for her Dimples of Venus that you can’t see (they’re on her back). If you think about it, an adult film star is perfect for joyrides in cars, since she’s good at screaming. All the cars August is riding in are worthy of the Gumball 3000 rally. More specifically, we have a unique widebody Dodge Challenger Hellcat, the ultra-exotic Pagani Huayra and Porsche 918 Spyder, the Lexus LFA and an SRT Viper wrapped in chrome. Supposedly, there’s a scientific reason for putting one hot girl in all these fast cars, but we don’t care all that much. Before we lose you in the video, let’s talk about August Ames, her skills and career. She was born on August 23, 1994, which makes her a Virgo and 20 years old. Despite her young age, she’s been in 68 adult films as of May 2015. We checked, and she is currently ranked 3rd overall on Freeones (globally), which kind of means she’s the shiznit right now. This 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m) beauty is of Polish descent and a Canadian citizen. Forums about her seem to suggest that August is extremely easygoing and funny. There’s no reason to dismiss this, but just to make sure of it, we need more videos like this one. We probably don’t have your attention anymore, since you can only put off watching a video like this for so long. However, we want to talk quickly about the science behind these types of shenanigans. You see, the human brain has no way to perceive speed other than with visual cues. So a train going at 500 km/h is less exciting than a bumper car. But our inner ear detects the slightest movement in the vertical plane.
Simply put, a stiffer suspension makes everything feel more exciting!